Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!
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Listen up, little dudes! Your mom isn't screaming, she's just making her point known. Parenting is a challenge and sometimes your silly shenanigans push her to the brink. So next time you hear that voice from your mom, don't fret. Just consider it a wake-up call and try to do better.
Mommy just wants what's best for you.
Mom Life: Fueled By Coffee and Chaos
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- We rely on caffeine to function
- It fuels our sanity/Keeps us calm in the chaos
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Mama Bear Mode Activated
You definitely should watch out when a mama is feeling protective. That's right, her little babies are treasured, and she won't give in to defend them. If you touch her pride, prepare for a scary display. This isn't the time to be brave. Better scramble while you still can.
- Chill Out.
- Give her space.
- Be quiet.
Raising Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be frank, raising a dragon isn't similar to disciplining your ordinary house pet. There are no veterinarians who fully understand the intricacies of their peculiar biology, and forget about finding a manual that details everything from burping fireballs to dragon diplomacy. You're on your own, trainer, and the only framework is trial and experimentation.
I'm Sorry About What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely meaningless.
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your flaming mom shirt blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Love My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously amazing, but sometimes you just need a tiny dose of liquid courage. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are sweet, and they definitely drain your sanity. After a long day of dealing with, a glass of white can be just the magic potion you need to chill. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Parenting
- Wine o'clock